ﺷﺎﺏ ﻓﻲ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺯﻓﺎﻓﻪ ﺗﺮﻙ ﺑﺎﻗﺔ ﻭﺭﺩ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻓﺮﺍﺵ ﺃﻣﻪ ﻛﺘﺐ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﺎ ( ﺳﺘﻈﻠﻴﻦ ﺍﻷﻧﺜﻰ ﺍﻷﺟﻤﻞ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻲ )
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ﺳﺌﻠﺖ ﺃﻡ : ﻣﻦ ﺗﺤﺒﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻭﻻﺩﻙ ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻟﺖ : ﻣﺮﻳﻀﻬﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﺸﻔﻰ ، ﻭﻏﺎﺋﺒﻬﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﻌﻮﺩ ، ﻭﺻﻐﻴﺮﻫﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﻜﺒﺮ ، ﻭﺟﻤﻴﻌﻬﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺃﻣﻮﻭﻭﺕ !
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ﻻ ﺗﻘﻞ ﻟﻄﻔﻞ : ﺍﺫﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﻼﺓ !!! ﺑﻞ ﻗﻞ ﻟﻪ : ﺭﺍﻓﻘﻨﻲﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﻼﺓ ﻟﻨﻜﻮﻥ ﻣﻌﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺔ ... ﻋﺒﺎﺭﺍﺗﻨﺎ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺃﺛﺮ ﻛﺒﻴﻴﻴﺮ
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ﺳﺌﻞ ﺍﺛﻨﺎﻥ ﻋﻦ ﺳﺒﺐ ﺍﻟﺘﺄﺧﻴﺮﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﻤﻞ ؟ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺃﺣﺪﻫﻢ : ﺍﻧﺸﻐﻠﺖ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﺓ .. ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻵﺧﺮ : ﺍﻟﻮﺍﻟﺪﺓ ﺃﺷﻐﻠﺘﻨﻲ !! ... ﻗﻤﺔ ﺍﻷﺩﺏ .. ﻭﻗﻠﺔ ﺍﻷﺩﺏ ..
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ﻗﻴﻞ ﻷﺣﺪﻫﻢ : ﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﺼﺒﺮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺒﻘﺎﺀﻟﻮﺣﺪﻙ ! ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﺃﻧﺎ ﺟﻠﻴﺲ ﺭﺑﻲ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺷﺌﺖ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻜﻠﻤﻨﻲ ﻗﺮﺃﺕ ﺍﻟﻘﺮﺁﻥ .. ﻭﺇﺫﺃ ﺷﺌﺖ ﺃﻥ ﺃﻛﻠﻤﻪﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﺭﻛﻌﺘﻴﻦ
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ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺗﺮﺗﻔﻊ ؛
ﺳﻴﻌﺮﻑ ﺃﺻﺪﻗﺎﺅﻙ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻧﺖ
ﻟﻜﻦ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﺗﺴﻘﻂ ؛
ﺳﺘﻌﺮﻑ ﻣﻦ ﻫﻢ ﺃﺻﺪﻗﺎﺀﻙ !
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ﻗﺎﻝ ﻣﺤﻤﺪ ﺑﻦ ﻣﻨﺎﺫﺭ : ﻛﻨﺖ ﺃﻣﺸﻲﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﺨﻠﻴﻞ ﺑﻦ ﺃﺣﻤﺪ ﻓﺎﻧﻘﻄﻊ ﻧﻌﻠﻲ ، ﻓﻤﺸﻴﺖ ﺣﺎﻓﻴﺎ ، ﻓﺨﻠﻊ ﻧﻌﻠﻴﻪ ﻭﺣﻤﻠﻬﺎ ﻳﻤﺸﻲ ﻣﻌﻲ .. ﻓﻘﻠﺖﻟﻪ : ﻣﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﺼﻨﻊ ؟! ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﺃﻭﺍﺳﻴﻚ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺤﻔﺎﺀ !!
( ﺇﻧﻤﺎ ﺍﻟﻤﺆﻣﻨﻮﻥ ﺇﺧﻮﺓ ) ..
ﻫﻞ ﻟﻚ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺠﺪ ﺻﺪﺍﻗﺔ ﻛﺘﻠﻚ ؟ ..
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ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻷﺣﻴﺎﻥ
ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺘﻮﻗﻒ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﻌﺘﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺘﻤﺮﻟﺸﺨﺺ ﻻ ﻳﻬﺘﻢ ﻟﻤﺎ ﺗﻘﻮﻟﻪ ..
ﻓﻜﺜﻴﺮ ﻣﻨﺎ ﻻ ﻳﻨﺘﺒﻪ ﻟﺼﻮﺕ ﺍﻟﻤﻜﻴﻒﻓﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺘﻪ [ ﺇﻻ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻨﻄﻔﻰﺀ ] !
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ﺇﺫﺃ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻟﺪﻳﻚ ﺷﺨﺺ ﺗﺘﺸﺎﺟﺮ ﻣﻌﻪﻛﺜﻴﺮﺍ
ﺗﺄﻛﺪ ﺑﺄﻧﻚ { ﻻ ﺗﺴﺘﻄﻴﻊ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﻐﻨﺎﺀﻋﻨﻪ }!
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ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺨﺎﺻﻤﻮﻥ ﻳﺮﻓﻌﻮﻥ ﺃﺻﻮﺍﺗﻬﻢ
ﻭﻳﺼﺮﺧﻮﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺑﻌﻀﻬﻢ ﻭﻫﻢﻗﺮﻳﺒﻴﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻌﺾ
ﺍﻟﺠﻮﺍﺏ :
ﻫﻮ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺎﻓﺔ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻘﻠﻮﺏ ﺍﺑﺘﻌﺪﺕ
ﻓﻴﺤﺘﺎﺟﻮﻥ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺼﺮﺍﺥ ﻹﻳﺼﺎﻝﺃﺻﻮﺍﺗﻬﻢ
ﻭﺍﻟﺪﻟﻴﻞ
ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺤﺎﺑﻴﻦ ﺗﺠﺪﻫﻢ ﻳﻬﻤﺴﻮﻥﺃﻭ ﺗﻜﻔﻴﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﻨﻈﺮﺍﺕ
ﻷﻥ [ ﻗﻠﻮﺑﻬﻢ ﻫﻲ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﺗﺴﻤﻊ ] ..
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ﻓﻠﺴﻔﺔ ﺭﺍﻗﺖ ﻟﻲ :
ﻣﻦ ﻻ ﻳﻌﺮﻑ ﻗﻴﻤﺘﻚ ﻭﺃﻧﺖ ﺑﻴﻦ ﻳﺪﻳﻪ
ﺳﻴﻨﺪﻡ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺧﺴﺎﺭﺗﻚ ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻻ ﻳﺮﺍﻙﺃﻣﺎﻣﻪ ! ..
ﻛﻦ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻳﻘﺪﺭﻙ
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ﻟﻴﺲ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﺩﺏ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻐﺎﺋﺒﻴﻦﺷﻴﺌﺎ ﻟﻢ ﺗﺠﺮﺅ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻗﻮﻟﻪ ﻭﻫﻢ ﺣﺎﺿﺮﻭﻥ !
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ﺃﻧﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺗﺤﺪﺩ ﻗﻴﻤﺔ ﻧﻔﺴﻚ ، ﻓﻼ ﺗﺼﻐﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺷﺄﻧﻚ ﺣﻴﻦ ﺗﺮﻯ ﻓﺨﺎﻣﺔﺍﻵﺧﺮﻳﻦ ، ﻓﻠﻮ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﻘﻴﻤﺔ ﺗﻘﺎﺱ ﺑﺎﻷﻭﺯﺍﻥ
ﻟﻜﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﺼﺨﻮﺭ ﺃﻏﻠﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﻟﻤﺎﺱ !!
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ﺍﻟﺴﻤﻜﺔ ﺍﻟﺘﻲ ﺗﻐﻠﻖ ﻓﻤﻬﺎ ﻟﻦ ﻳﺼﻴﺪﻫﺎ ﺃﺣﺪ
ﻓﺄﻏﻠﻖ ﻓﻤﻚ ﻷﻥ ﻫﻨﺎﻙ ﺍﻟﻜﺜﻴﺮ ﻳﺘﻤﻨﻰ ﺃﻥ ﻳﺘﺼﻴﺪ ﺃﺧﻄﺎﺀﻙ !!!
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ﻋﻨﺪﻣﺎ ﻳﺒﻮﺡ ﻟﻚ ﺷﺨﺺ ﻓﺎﺳﺘﻤﻊ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﺟﻴﺪﺍ
ﻓﻬﻮ ﺍﺧﺘﺎﺭﻙ ﺃﻧﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﻨﻬﻢ ﺟﻤﻴﻌﺎ
ﻓﻼ ﺗﺨﺬﻟﻪ ! ..
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ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺨﺸﺐ ﻟﻠﻤﺴﻤﺎﺭ : ﺟﺮﺣﺘﻨﻲ !
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﻤﺎﺭ : ﻟﻮ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺣﺠﻢ ﺍﻟﻀﺮﺏ ﺍﻟﺬﻱ ﻓﻮﻕ ﺭﺃﺳﻲ ﻟﻌﺬﺭﺗﻨﻲ !!
ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎ ﺃﺣﺴﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻴﺔ ﻣﻊ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ
ﻷﻧﻚ ﻻ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﻇﺮﻭﻓﻬﻢ ..
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ﻛﻦ ﻛﺎﻟﺸﻤﺲ ﻭﺍﺿﺤﺎ .. ﺻﺎﺩﻗﺎ .. ﻣﺆﺛﺮﺍ .. ﻧﻘﻴﺎ .. ﻭﻣﺒﺎﺩﺭﺍ !
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ﺳﺌﻞ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻟﺼﺎﻟﺤﻴﻦ :
ﻟﻤﺎﺫﺍ ﺗﺬﻫﺐ ﻟﻠﻤﺴﺠﺪ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﻷﺫﺍﻥ ؟؟
ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺍﻷﺫﺍﻥ ﻟﺘﻨﺒﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻐﺎﻓﻠﻴﻦ ..
ﻭﺃﺭﺟﻮ ﺃﻥ ﻻ ﺃﻛﻮﻥ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ .!!
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ﺭﺍﺋﻌﺔ ﺗﺴﺘﺤق ﺍﻟﻘراءة!!! ﺃﻋﻴدﻭﺍ ﻗراءﺀﺗﻬﺎ ﺑﻬدﻭﻭﻭءﺀ